Archive for September, 2009

Why American Justice Sucks

I guess that “justice” has been served again.
I don’t know – I’m no judge, but after seeing Plaxico Burress sentenced for 2 years for basically shooting himself in the leg, I’m a bit speechless. I know that the news has repeatedly stated that NY has tough laws around possessing weapons, but convicting Burress with ”Criminal Possession of a [...]

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Why Award Shows Suck

The Grammys, the Oscars, the Emmys, the Tonys.  They’re all award shows, but what exactly is being rewarded?  Today, it’s time to reward award shows themselves with a list of why they absolutely suck.
Everybody keeps thanking God. I don’t want to get into whether God exists or not, but let’s say, for the purpose of [...]

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Why Bras Suck

As you read through this post, you will notice that I refrain from using the term brassiere.  This is is fact done on purpose, as the term conjures up mental pictures of my half-naked grandmother or any other scantily clad octogenarian.  So, for the sake of my sanity, I’d rather use the more pleasant, shorter [...]

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Why Texting Sucks

Actually, let me rephrase that : texting itself doesn’t necessarily suck. The same could be said about the fact that a loaded gun locked in a safe is not dangerous.
It’s the idiots who text that suck.
Managers are losers. This realization came to me about 2 years ago, while I joined a friend having lunch with some [...]

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Why Serena Williams Sucks

And in sports, the big story is the Serena Williams outburst / threatening a lineswoman over a questionable foot fault call / getting a match point penalty / finally getting disqualified in the semi-finals.

First, let me say that Serena Williams could kick my ass.  I admit it.  Her biceps are bigger than my thighs.
So when [...]

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