Archive for October, 2009

Why the Balloon Boy Hoax Sucks

Yes, I know, it’s old news by now, and everyone’s talked this one to death.  However, we here at WhyThisBlogSucks.com have a duty to report on these types of things.
I really doubt that I have to sum this one up, but for the benefit of anyone who has been in a coma for the last [...]

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Why Jon & Kate Plus 8 Sucks

I’ll admit, I’m not always a fan of kids.
Sure, one kid is cute. Twins can sometimes be cuter. But eights kids is a pain in the ass, if you ask me.
And in my opinion, a bigger mystery than the Caramilk Secret : why people would want to waste their precious time watching a stupid couple try to corral [...]

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Why U2 Sucks

This past weekend, while Canadians were busy stuffing their faces with turkey and pumpkin pie and counting their blessings for their version of Thanksgiving, I was doing quite the opposite.  Instead, I was reflecting on things that have rubbed me the wrong way in 2009.  Of course, there was the Kanye incident.  And then, the [...]

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Why Oprah Sucks – Part 2

(continued from Part 1)
Oprah is not afraid to play the race card. Move over, Kanye. I think it’s safe to assume that work sucks, and that the majority of us can’t wait to finish our working day and head back home. Well, a store’s closing time doesn’t seem to apply to Oprah – when her [...]

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Why Oprah Sucks – Part 1

Bono…Sting…Elvis…Cher…Oprah.
Ooops… sorry Oprah. I never meant to include you in a list with mere single-name mortals.
You see, kids, I was channel-surfing today, and I got to wonder: Can a guy have an Oprah overdose? This was such a BIG question (sorry for the pun, Oprah), that I had to make this rant a two-parter.
Everywhere I [...]

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