Yes, I know, it’s old news by now, and everyone’s talked this one to death.  However, we here at WhyThisBlogSucks.com have a duty to report on these types of things.
I really doubt that I have to sum this one up, but for the benefit of anyone who has been in a coma for the last [...]

I’ll admit, I’m not always a fan of kids.
Sure, one kid is cute. Twins can sometimes be cuter. But eights kids is a pain in the ass, if you ask me.
And in my opinion, a bigger mystery than the Caramilk Secret : why people would want to waste their precious time watching a stupid couple try to corral [...]

(continued from Part 1)
Oprah is not afraid to play the race card. Move over, Kanye. I think it’s safe to assume that work sucks, and that the majority of us can’t wait to finish our working day and head back home. Well, a store’s closing time doesn’t seem to apply to Oprah – when her [...]

Bono…Sting…Elvis…Cher…Oprah.
Ooops… sorry Oprah. I never meant to include you in a list with mere single-name mortals.
You see, kids, I was channel-surfing today, and I got to wonder: Can a guy have an Oprah overdose? This was such a BIG question (sorry for the pun, Oprah), that I had to make this rant a two-parter.
Everywhere I [...]